Mar
20
Before I even talk about the tour, I want to say congradulations to Chelsea Handler for completely taking over the Times Best Seller list this week. Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang hit number one for Non Fiction Hardback. Are you there Vodka, It’s me Chelsea comes in second on Non Fiction paperback and My Horizonal Life is third in the same category. That is amazing. She deserves it. Her books are so funny and great to read. Job well done girl! Can’t wait to see what is next!
Alright, now that I’ve said that, I was so excited this week to actually see Chelsea live. Guy Branum opened and he was just as funny as on tv. I would have liked to hear more Twilight jokes but that is okay. His hipsters ones cracked me up.

Of course the highlight of the night was Chelsea’s set. Do you call them sets in comedy? I don’t know. Anyways, from start to finish I was cracking up. My favorite parts were when she talked about her dog Chuck. I was a little scared she was going to do a bunch of stories from the book so I would already know them all but she only did a couple. Her saying that the reason she broke up with her boyfriend was that he said he was going to give Chuck Alpo dog food was so funny. Yes, she talked about the Alpo in this book too but her phrasing it so it sounded like she was a mother deciding to take her child out of an abusive relationship was hilarious.


So yeah, I had a great time. I suggest anyone else that gets a chance, go see her. Hopefully one day I will go to the actual show. Do I hear a Cali trip coming? I miss Long Beach. Oops, getting off subject. If you haven’t read Chelsea Handler’s books, I highly suggest checking them out.
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Mar
09
Chelsea Handler’s new book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang came out today. Did anyone else go pick it up?
Not going to lie, the first chapter made me nervous about life. If you read it, you will know what I’m talking about. Can’t wait to read the rest though. Her writing style is very funny.
Speaking of Miss Handler, I cannot wait to see her next week. I hope I will make it to the signing too but the girl going to the show with me can’t so not sure if I want to go by myself or not. Plus in general, it would be easier if I wasn’t downtown when she got off work. Guess we will see what happens. Not the end of the world if I don’t meet her. I mean, when I’m a famous author I’m sure we will end up being besties anyways.
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Jul
11
I’ve had a bad day which drained me. Work tonight was long. I’ve been looking for a while for news I want to write on but I have to give up and go to bed since I work again in a little over six hours. Tomorrow I will try to do another news related posted before getting a video up. Hopefully. Tomorrow is another long day for me but I should have time for all that.
So since I’m not leaving any news comments I will give you a fast story about my day that I hope everyone laughs a little at. So I got to the third place I was photographing and got out to pay the parking meter. It was the kind where I was in a lot but needed to get a ticket for my window. The ticket thing is in a not particularly well lit spot. I wasn’t paying much attention to the ground. Well there was a small bump with a hole in the middle of it. I trip lightly then my heal got caught in the hole. This caused me to lose my balance. I twisted my ankle which is bad enough but I also crashed head first into the parking meter. It hit the side of my head thankfully so there wasn’t a bump where anyone can see. I then proceeded to laugh and laugh and laugh. Like it was just one of those moments that I couldn’t help but laugh at myself. I wish someone else was there to laugh at my inabilty to walk correctly as well. If anyone was watching I’m sure they thought I was drunk which was not the case. Sigh. What a night.
Okay, now I really have to go to bed and try to get in a little sleep before another LONG day of work.
Sunday I’m going to have some exciting news to put up here so please check back to see what it is!
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